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The Magnus Porter Legacy

Magnus Porter Legacy

“Aw, look at you Magnus, all grown up!”

Magnus: “Is this your idea of a joke?”

Omnipotent Cantaloupe: “Welcome to Sunset Valley Magnus!”

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Prelude: Chapter 1

Magnus:

“What! This is even worse than I thought!
I thought you’d thrown me back to Bridgeport, but Sunset Valley? That is soooo 2009!

What the hell kind of omnipotent melon are you if you can’t even put me in a decent custom gated community neighborhood for fark’s sake?”

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Omnipotent Cantaloupe:

“Magnus, you’re not even supposed to know I exist. We’ve been over this before, do we have to discuss it again?

You’re to pretend you know nothing about where you come from, and never ever mention things like ‘The Desktop’ to other Sims. In exchange you will not see the inside of the Recycling Bin for quite some time to come. Is that agreed?”

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Magnus: “I get to live?”

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OC: “You get to live”

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Magnus: “Yes!”

Magnus:

“I’ll take it. Now what about the fine print.

I know there is fine print.

I never met a melon that didn’t have reams of fine print hanging about the place…”


OC: (rolls eyes). “Yes well of course there are rules Magnus.

What do you think this is, a sandbox for you to live out your fantasies?”

(glares with melony death)

OC: “I’ve put you in a Legacy Challenge, as the founder”

Magnus: “A what?”

OC: “A Legacy Challenge.

You know, a lifetime of restricting rules and ridiculous ambition that will contain and constrain your every thought until you die,

and that will keep guiding your progeny until your 10th generation dies, at which point you get a cookie”

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Magnus: “But I’ll be dead!”

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OC: “Well, yes,

but you’ll still have a cookie”

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Magnus: “What?”

Magnus: “I really don’t like you very much Mr. Melon”

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OC: “Here are the rules…….”

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Prelude Chapter 2

Magnus:

“I’m alive! I’ve left Simbinistan for good. Gods that place was soooo boring.

All those frozen sims with no custom style. And they all had the same skin and hair. Creepy place really.

Well the Omnipotent Cantaloupe says I won’t even remember it by the end of today. I won’t remember anything about those other places either.

I’ll miss certain places like Niua Simoa, and and…. Redcliffs! And all my friends there. But if I don’t remember them anymore I guess it’ll be alright.

I sure hope the OC is done screwing around with my life. It isn’t my fault I found the way out of the Simbinistan and into the godly Dokumenz Felder of Olympus!

Where has the great sky melon gone off to now?”

Magnus: “Omnipotent Cantaloupe?”

OC: “Yes Magnus, what is it?”

Magnus: “Before you wipe out my memory of everything, including your world of Desktope, I was wondering, what do you look like, really?”

OC: (rolls eyes):

“Magnus, as I said before, you wouldn’t be able to comprehend me, even if you could see me.

You are a 2 dimensional being living in a 3 dimensional world represented as 3 dimensions on a 2 dimensional surface, which is itself a 3 dimensional object in a 4 dimensional world”

Magnus: “No, seriously, what do you look like?”

OC: “You can’t even perceive me. Your mind has not the capacity…. but, as a parting gift I’ll present you with a worldly visage that you will be able to comprehend. This is only a representation, like a drawing, because my real self exists in the temporal…”

Magnus: “Oh gross….”

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Magnus: “You look like a mellony death star! Hahahahahaha….”

Omnimpotent Cantaloupe: “Well, perhaps you’d prefer my ancient Egyptian form a bit better?”

Magnus: “Sure, go right ahead. I know I can handle the truth”

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Magnus: “Ahahahahhhhhaaaaa……”

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.OC: “Now about that memory wipe”

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/Prelude Chapter 2
Gallery: http://img402.imageshack.us/g/mpagastcloseupd1.jpg/

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4 responses

  1. Great job, Smacksim! Very very funny! I love the Omnipotent Cantaloupe pics! Thank you for sharing! It was a nice break from webpage designing. Yeah, you heard it right… I think I’m making the next step. iWeb seems straight forward. It’s the custom designs I’m creating that take a bit of time.

    March 5, 2011 at 8:27 pm

  2. Thanks Kate,

    I’m still working out the formatting, but I like the bigger pictures I updated with now…

    I’ve never played a Legacy. I’m certain to get into all sorts of trouble straight away.
    -S

    March 5, 2011 at 11:40 pm

  3. It looks great, smacksim!

    March 5, 2011 at 11:49 pm

  4. Was in the mood for a good laugh, so was stopping by to see if you adding anything yummy. Hope you’re doing well!

    March 16, 2011 at 11:16 pm

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